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Hi everyone, this is my first journal and i will share some stuff to all of you to see whether what i say is true..
The Point System
(advice for men according to women)
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Simple Duties:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty (0)
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom (-2)
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
In the snow (+8)
But return with beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
Social Engagements At a Party:
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)
Named Tiffany (-4)
Tiffany is a dancer (-6)
Tiffany has implants (-8)
Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted in all of the colors of your favorite sports team (-10)
A Night Out With the Boys:
Go with a pal (-5)
The pal is happily married (-4)
Or frighteningly single (-7)
And he drives a Mustang (-10)
With a personalized license plate that reads GR8 N BED (-15)
A Night Out:
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called DeathCop 9 (-3)
Which features cyborgs that eat humans (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-800)
Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)
The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
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Tags:
men, women, points, love, romance
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 posted by moony239 on 05/23/09 02:45:31
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i don't think i could go by this point system, as i think it's a little psychotic to expect your boyfriend to go with you to a party and stay glued to your hip the entire time. i'm secure enough in my relationship to leave him alone. with tiffany. and her big honkin' implants. because frankly, if i couldn't trust him, why would i waste my time with him? |
posted by ktinguerrero on 01/08/09 17:20:14 |
The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"
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when i ask this kind of question... my boyfriend respond me for a good response I expected, he said that he like the way i am... so he have a points for me...
i like your journal...
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posted by MuseDoll on 01/05/09 08:44:26 |
Lmao...there is no real answer for the last one. |
posted by Katie59 on 10/22/08 07:46:39 |
Hilarious! |
posted by Spirulina on 10/10/08 21:18:59 |
Some of those are funny but in reply to the Fat question...
Why can't men just say, I like you the way you are. |
posted by Rampage on 10/07/08 00:38:53 |
wow that seems really complex, i mean its good to understand women but can women tone it down a notch?
if a relationship is under so much stress it might fail. |
posted by KC17 on 09/24/08 16:01:45 |
The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"
My boyfriend has a good answer for that "there's so many girls that'd wish to be like you now".
I've read your journal & love stories. You seem a really nice guy. |
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